Customer: (on the phone) Hi, yeah it's me can we meet up?............ Ermm yeah the usual......... See you there.
Customer: Have you got my stuff?
Dealer: Yeah yeah.
Customer: Look the thing is....
Dealer: What! You don't have the money do you?
Customer: Nah I'll pay you back. I swear.
Dealer: I don't have time for this.
Customer: Just this once, I'm getting paid on Saturday.
Dealer: I said no.
Customer: Look I'll do anything just give it to me.
Dealer: You're wasting my time, you (bleep).
Customer: Don't speak to me like that, I'll shank you.
Dealer: Look yeah, I didn't mean it man, just stay calm.
Customer: Nah, you asked for it
Customer: (whilst stabbing) I'll take it myself.
Dealer: (groans)
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